I got a 60-hour brain workout trying to recall the name of Marlon Brando’s character in Apocalpyse Now – Google would have ruined that

Pop lovers weep over Wembley prices, but just like the vibrators sold by the star’s lifestyle company, this story has two sides

I believed in Brand Beckham but my shaky faith has been shattered

England may have lost the Ashes but we could all do with more of their on-the-front-foot, fearless self-belief

The show is hilarious when it skewers those who deserve it. But a kindly toy? It just makes me sad