Simon Barnes

Simon Barnes: my week as a tsetse fly

Each week Simon Barnes hears what the last seven days has been like for a member of the animal kingdom

‘Life as a creative genius is no bed of roses’ – my week as a nightingale

Each week, Simon Barnes hears what the last seven days has been like for a member of the animal kingdom

‘I’m considering landing this year’ – my week as a swift

Each week, Simon Barnes describes what the last seven days has been like for a member of the animal kingdom

Unique and inimitable – my week as an aardvark

Each week, Simon Barnes hears what the last seven days has been like for a member of the animal kingdom

Humans? Only in an emergency – my week as a vampire bat

Each week, Simon Barnes hears what the last seven days has been like for a member of the animal kingdom

‘Wait for the sun. Hope to survive’: my week as an Orange-tip butterfly

Each week, Simon Barnes hears what the last seven-days has been like for a member of the animal kingdom