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Séamas O’Reilly

Columnist

Séamas O’Reilly is an Observer columnist and author of the memoir, Did Ye Hear Mammy Died?

Photo of Séamas O’Reilly

Séamas O’Reilly

Columnist

Séamas O’Reilly is an Observer columnist and author of the memoir, Did Ye Hear Mammy Died?

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    The case for… Ready meals

    Just let your microwave do what it does best: cooking something a supermarket has previously embalmed for us

    Wed, 1 Jul 2026

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    The case for... Queuing

    Waiting in line behind four people, all of whom have to shepherd the hapless post office employee through his own job: now, that’s what I call me time

    Sat, 27 Jun 2026

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    The case for… Automated checkouts

    They’re faster and more fun than human cashiers, but self-checkouts do still offer a unique way for you to meet the staff if you want to

    Wed, 17 Jun 2026

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    The case for...TV travelogues

    They’re often dismissed as fluff, but there is a lot to be said for watching celebrities explore exotic places from the comfort of your own sofa

    Wed, 10 Jun 2026

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    The case for… Mascots

    In this hi-tech era of AI and CGI, adults no longer need to don padded costumes and ludicrously big heads. That’s a pity…

    Wed, 3 Jun 2026

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    The case for… Seaside attractions

    I must go down to the sea again – for the wheezing rides, vintage wretchedness and crappy plastic currency

    Fri, 22 May 2026

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    The case for... bad sporting autobiographies

    What these books lack in incident, style, or even any concrete reason to exist, they make up for in anecdotes of wonderfully entertaining drabness

    Sat, 16 May 2026

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    The case for… Tribute bands

    Really, is there any difference between the Bootleg Beatles and the Brandenburg Concertos at the Proms?

    Wed, 6 May 2026

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    The case for… television jingles

    Return, I say, to pepper the sterile silence of this shinier, more vapid age

    Sat, 2 May 2026

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    The case for… Charity shop art

    What finer masterpiece than one painted by someone untouched by the brush of genius, but who still had a go?

    Wed, 22 Apr 2026

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    Artis, Derry: ‘A wee marvel’

    The cookery borders on the sublime – and the portions are a decent size, too

    Thu, 2 Apr 2026

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    Snookered by my brothers

    If only I’d known snooker was this exciting, I could have started my new obsession years ago

    Sat, 24 Jan 2026

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    Fit and 40? I’m working on it

    Dry January has its attractions but also its challenges

    Sat, 17 Jan 2026

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    Book of the year? Ask my son

    He considers Bunny Vs Monkey: Intergalactic Monkey Business to be ‘the best yet’ in the cartoon series

    Sat, 3 Jan 2026

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    Berneliu Uzeiga, London: ‘A Lithuanian experience I’d recommend to anybody’

    This friendly, noisy place offers a lively jaunt through the spirit(s) of eastern Europe

    Thu, 1 Jan 2026

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    My year of parenting bests

    Not everything was wonderful in 2025, but happily there were some triumphs on the home front to report

    Sat, 27 Dec 2025

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    What I learned on my son’s school trip…

    Magma, I’ll have you know, is nine times hotter than boiling water, and don’t get me started on T Rex

    Sat, 20 Dec 2025

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    Even Calpol lets us down in the face of our latest family plague

    My three-year-old daughter is miserable with a horrid illness and there’s nothing I wouldn’t do to help her out

    Sat, 13 Dec 2025

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    Swimming lessons are leaving me out of my depth

    Why does my young son have to make such a song and dance about going to the pool?

    Sat, 6 Dec 2025

  • Séamas O’Reilly
    Building a spaceship isn’t always rocket science

    A school project can quickly get out of hand when you shoot for the moon

    Sat, 29 Nov 2025

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