Lucien Young

Dear Keir: how not to get dumped? Cling on until the bitter end

Dear Keir: Do I regret hiring Peter Mandelson? No way

Angela Rayner called me Clement Twatlee

Dear Keir: meet my AI doppelganger

Dear Keir: ‘I’m the Alfred to Trump’s Batman’

Enough of your socialist guff – here’s how to make some quick dosh

Dear Keir: ‘meet Rizz Streeting and Ed Netflix-and-Chiliband’