Lucien Young

Lucien Young

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: who can you trust if not Tony Blair?

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Fri, 7 Nov 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: Keep your friend, but let him know the axe could fall

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Sun, 2 Nov 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: How do I keep my kids on the straight and narrow?

    Sun, 26 Oct 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: Mr President, you are a golden god

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Thu, 16 Oct 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: Citizens should apply to me for free speech credits

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Fri, 10 Oct 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: If a colleague pushes back on your plan, sack them

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Fri, 3 Oct 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Always do the right thing – at the last possible moment

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Thu, 25 Sept 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: how not to get dumped? Cling on until the bitter end

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Sun, 21 Sept 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: Do I regret hiring Peter Mandelson? No way

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Thu, 11 Sept 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Angela Rayner called me Clement Twatlee

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Thu, 4 Sept 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: meet my AI doppelganger

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Sat, 30 Aug 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: ‘I’m the Alfred to Trump’s Batman’

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Mon, 25 Aug 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Enough of your socialist guff – here’s how to make some quick dosh

    While Starmer is away, here’s one in the eye for the establishment, Remoaners and the blue-haired pronoun-lovers

    Sat, 16 Aug 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: ‘meet Rizz Streeting and Ed Netflix-and-Chiliband’

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Fri, 8 Aug 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: How to be concise and a little bit naughty

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Wed, 30 Jul 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: ‘Something about me drives female colleagues wild’

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Sat, 26 Jul 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: Let’s leave emotions to the Americans

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Fri, 18 Jul 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: Politics isn’t lonely when you’ve got mates like Wes and Ange

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Thu, 10 Jul 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: ‘Welcome our AI overlords. Bow to your obsolescence’

    Grown-up advice from everyone's favourite centrist

    Sun, 29 Jun 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: ‘My inclination is to defer to power’

    Grown-up advice from everybody’s favourite centrist

    Sat, 14 Jun 2025

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