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Lucien Young

Photo of Lucien Young

Lucien Young

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: I don’t want to strap myself to a rocket and hand the launch controls to Trump

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Sat, 21 Mar 2026

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: don’t do anything rash, like slagging off your mate on Truth Social

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Sat, 14 Mar 2026

  • Lucien Young
    I could manage the hell out of Waitrose

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Fri, 20 Feb 2026

  • Lucien Young
    Wes Streeting’s welcome to step outside

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Thu, 12 Feb 2026

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: Do I regret hiring Peter Mandelson? No way

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Thu, 11 Sept 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Angela Rayner called me Clement Twatlee

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Thu, 4 Sept 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: meet my AI doppelganger

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Sat, 30 Aug 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: ‘I’m the Alfred to Trump’s Batman’

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Mon, 25 Aug 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Enough of your socialist guff – here’s how to make some quick dosh

    While Starmer is away, here’s one in the eye for the establishment, Remoaners and the blue-haired pronoun-lovers

    Sat, 16 Aug 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: ‘meet Rizz Streeting and Ed Netflix-and-Chiliband’

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Fri, 8 Aug 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: How to be concise and a little bit naughty

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Wed, 30 Jul 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: ‘Something about me drives female colleagues wild’

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Sat, 26 Jul 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: Let’s leave emotions to the Americans

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Fri, 18 Jul 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: Politics isn’t lonely when you’ve got mates like Wes and Ange

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Thu, 10 Jul 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: ‘Welcome our AI overlords. Bow to your obsolescence’

    Grown-up advice from everyone's favourite centrist

    Sun, 29 Jun 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: ‘My inclination is to defer to power’

    Grown-up advice from everybody’s favourite centrist

    Sat, 14 Jun 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: ‘A new persona will get you out of your rut’

    Grown-up advice from everybody’s favourite centrist

    Sat, 7 Jun 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: ‘I know a thing or two about being normal’

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Sat, 31 May 2025

  • Lucien Young
    Dear Keir: ‘You too can be a mellifluous speaker’

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Fri, 23 May 2025

  • Lucien Young
    ‘Appeal to voters who think you were Jimmy Savile's wingman’

    Grown-up advice from everyone’s favourite centrist

    Sat, 17 May 2025

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